Boys
If you are nice to them, he says you are in love with him.
If you aren’t, he says you are proud.
If you dress nicely, he says you are trying to lure him.
If you don’t, he says you’re from kampong.
If you argue with him, he says you’re stubborn.
If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.
If you are smarter than him, he’ll lose you.
If he’s smarter than you, he is great.
If you don’t love him, he tries to make pass at you.
If you love him, he will try to leave you.
If you don’t let him kiss you, he says you don’t love him.
If you let him kiss you, he says you’re cheap.
If you tell him your problems, he says you’re troublesome.
If you don’t, he says you don’t trust him.
If you scold him, you’re a nanny to him.
If he scolds you, it’s because he cares for you.
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted.
If he breaks his, he was forced to.
If you smoke, you’re a bad girl.
If he smokes, he’s a gentleman.
If you do well in your exam, he says it is luck.
If he does well, it’s brains.
If you hurt him, you are cruel.
If he hurts you, you are too sensitive.
Boys! You are so unreasonable, unreliable, unrealistic and unbelievable!