Hilarious Quotes
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. — Mariah Carey
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. — Brooke Shields
I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Clinton
It isn’t pollution that's harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. — Al Gore
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. — Dan Quayle
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. — Bill Clinton
We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur. — Al Gore
Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas. — Keppel Enderbery
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. — Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina