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UN Survey

At the opening plenary session of the WSSD in Johannesburg yesterday, delegations were asked: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The subsequent debate was a complete fiasco and ended in deadlock.

  • The Africans did not know what “food” meant.

  • The Western Europeans did not know what “shortage” meant.

  • The Eastern Europeans did not know what “opinion” meant.

  • Delegates from the Middle East did not know what “solution” meant.

  • The South Americans did not know what “please” meant.

  • The Asians did not know what “honest” meant.

  • And delegates from the US did not know what “the rest of the world” meant.

10 March 2004 · Fun

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